spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

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pansexualfacts:

Fact: While pansexuals are not attracted to pans, animals or inanimate objects, 94% of interviewed pansexuals report attraction to ancient Greek Pandora, stating ‘that whole releasing evil thing? Kinda hot, if you ask me’ in unison.

(via thehalloweeniest)

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13 hours ago

just-a-skinny-boy:

unclefather:

llamasouls:

im failing biology

This feels like the beginning of a porno

Are you saying that someones going to get
boned?

(via skeleton-cutie)

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13 hours ago

Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid:Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me:I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid:*turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
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13 hours ago

facegroper:

ghostwhiskers:

facegroper:

oh

why did he move though

cuz im gonna let the girls grab a titty in peace if they wanna grab a titty the fuck u want from me

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

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13 hours ago

The Mike Brown they don’t want you to see. Never forget. #nojusticenopeace #staywoke #arrestdarrenwilson

(Source: socialjusticekoolaid, via crockercorpjanecrocker)

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13 hours ago

30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

(via pharmaceutical-goddess)

Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you
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sexydavestrider:

nyarrr:

horrendousscreeching:

ah

Let’s try this out





how badly did it hurt your soul to draw the “after” images?

sexydavestrider:

nyarrr:

horrendousscreeching:

ah

Let’s try this out

image

image

image

image

how badly did it hurt your soul to draw the “after” images?

(via quasar-galery)

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13 hours ago

s-solstice:

tinyjutsu:

check out what i just finished/what will be in the shop soon!!!

oh my god oh my GOD

(via breathlessintake)

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